Life Unlimited
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y'all ever notice how guys standards for girls are so much more unnecessary than girls standards for guys are….like i’ve heard guys say things like “if she doesn’t send nudes i can’t wife”, “she’s gotta be willing to fuck anytime i want”, “if she doesn’t give head it’s a deal breaker” and girls say thing like “he needs to love and care about me” or “he needs to not be afraid to show me off” like girls’ expectations for the men they date are so ridiculously low because it’s just so uncommon for guys to love their girl unconditionally and show them off while guys expectation for girls are so stupid and unnecessary because they already know that their girl will support them and love them no matter what and they take advantage of that….
yup
Bullshit
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I hope yall stop fucking tumblr niggas in the new year. Let this year on tumblr be a lesson. No more tumblr dick.
There’s still at least me tho. I’m a good man looking for a good woman.
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One of the most coolest looking vortex marbles I’ve ever seen. (Source)
This is exactly what I imagine the universe and earth look like, a vortex doughnut marble snow globe with no beginning or end yet finite in is nothingness.
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“ This sheet music for Star Wars
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This sheet music for Star Wars
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may:
2016 is the messiest year this decade even 2012 wasn’t as bad and we had that whole doomsday thing and bath salt zombies in miami
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The Camden bench evolved from designs developed for Camden Borough Council. It is designed with today’s street seating needs in mind, such as resisting criminal and anti-social behaviour:
• Deters rough sleeping – ridged top and sloped surfaces make it difficult to lie on.
• Deters drug dealing – no crevices in which to hide such materials.
• Deters bag theft – recesses along the bench’s front and back allow people to store bags behind their legs out of harm’s way.
• Reduces littering – there are no flat surfaces or crevices where litter usually accumulates. Dirt and water flow off.
• Easy to relocate (for example, to move it away from a problem area) – there’s no need to bolt the bench to a foundation and built-in lifting eyes allow the bench to be moved easily by truck crane.Click HERE for more facts
I find it ironic that both the UK AND THE US CAMDEN have THE SAME PROBLEMS.
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That’s fine, except the Antarctica accord prohibits any traveling to said south pole. One land mass and one ice cube. If anything, unplug it. Wait 30 years, plug back in.
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